Sunday, March 13, 2016

اطلقها إزاي؟

لو جيت فركشت أو طلقت صاحبتك أو مراتك حتى لو عن اقتناع ... وبالرغم إن إنت مقتنع مليون في المية برأيك ... برده العشرة بتخليها تيجي في بالك بالرغم إنها آخر حاجة عايز تفكر فيها ....
بتبقى عاملة زي الدمل اللي على لسانك كده ...
وتكلم أي حد يقولك "لازم تطنش" وتكبر مخك من الموضوع! وهي تفضل تطلعلك زي الفرقعلوز في كل حتة ... وفي كل حوار مع أي حد ... وفي كل صدفة زي العمل الردي ...
وبالرغم من كده بسبب شيء ما غريب أمره عند ربي ... بتنسى والحياة بتستمر وإنت بعيد عنها ... بس لازم تقابلها تاني في بعض المواقف لوجود أصحاب تجمعكم وحياة لازم تتلاقى فيها الطرق لا محالة...
تخيل لو كمان بينكم عيال ... أو في الحالة دي بينكم باسبور؟

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Thursday, August 26, 2010

فشلت ...... المصرية ..... علي الصعيد ال ...... - يمكنك انك تملا الفراغات بأي شئ، حتبقي دايما صح

Sunday, August 22, 2010

3ayez a3eesh fkawkab tany!

quoting one of my friends' Facebook status:

We live in a Country Where Pizza reaches home faster than an Ambulance. Where U get a Car Loan @ 8% but an Education Loan @ 12%. Where Rice costs 40LE, but Sim cards cost nothing, Footwears that we wear, are sold in AC showrooms but vegetables that we eat are sold on the pavement..Where we make Lemon Juice with artificialflavours and dish washing fluids with pure lemon!!

I'm sorry my dear Egypt, but currently those within you who are at the top, are pretentious opportunists who are just leaving you to die not caring about anything but squeezing the last penny from your pockets to theirs. And those at the bottom can see it all, understand it all, but are too lazy to care and do nothing but bitch!

and quoting another good friend of mine: "في هذه البلد ... كلنا فاسدون"

Saturday, August 21, 2010

recently, the "until she spoke" situation has been prevailing massively :)

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Who Are You?

  • I am the kind of person who actually calls back when you call them
  • I am the kind of person that actually means what he says ... I talk about one thing at a time
  • I am the kind of person who could tolerate anything ... but only for a finite period of time
  • I am the kind of person who has finite abilities and capacities ... just like any other human being
  • I am the kind of person who actually has a limit that is not stretchable
  • I am the kind of person who is in deep need of rest and can't function as a guinea pig
  • I am the kind of person i do not recognize anymore
which brings me to a major question ...

Who the F^&* are you??!

Sunday, June 6, 2010


that's one asshole who knows how to get me pumping!!!!
Song of the day!!!